Cassie the Blog Dog:  I don’t mind you doing a bit of singing in the fields when there is no one else around, but you wouldn’t do this to me would you?

Me:  What?

Cassie the Blog Dog:  Take a look at this … that poor dog must be so embarrassed …

Me:  Good for her! Way do go Granny!

Cassie the Blog Dog: Just don’t you be getting any ideas!  OK?